Monday, 14 February 2011

I'M BACK- THREESOME IS THE FUTURE'S FIRST KISS

Guess who's back yah beechez, I mean folks. Definitely folks. I deleted the blog I had a while back, tried tumblr, found out that it sucks sick monkey's butt so with my tail between my legs and my ears down low like a good puppy, I returned.

This is the first post, for a new beginning, so I'll just keep it simple. I'm back and probably to stay. I guess that blogging is something to keep you busy when you're hella bored and not in the mood for a movie, reading, guitar playing, eating, walking etc etc.

This post is about music. Original hey?! AWESOME. So, after watching a couple of videos of some well known female pop artists that I wouldn't like to name (but Rihanna's still hot in S&M and Avril Lavigne is trying too hard to balance in between "sexy?" and rebel style), I came down to this and I know I'll sound like an old fart/prude but before you run your tongues like diarhea let me finish. So, here it goes: when I was 12/13 Britney Spears first introduced that innocent school girl's look and sang songs about high school crushes. Now, the equivalents of Britney's then, are singing songs about S&M and about screwing a guy over. Where I'm going with this is that in a few years, if you become a parent you won't be wondering if or when your daughter had her first kiss, but instead if or when your daughter had her first thressome.

That's it. Call me prude but I'm willing to put money down that in a few years you'll be enjoying your whiskey on your favorite chair and praying that your daughter won't get caught up in a gang-bang tonight and praying for a simple threesome. That's all. Glad I'm back, didn't you miss me or what?!

p.s: SWAG

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