MACHO MAN THROWS A DOG OFF OF A BRIDGE

He is a macho man and sure has a lot of issues. I am talking about Valdas Baranauskas, the man who recorded himself happily throwing a dog off of a bridge and then laughing at it with his friends as the dog was slowly dying.

http://www.machovideo.com/video/Idiot_throws_dog_from_bridge_16953/

As soon as the video hit the internet a page called “FUCK the idiot who threw the dog from the bridge” was created on Facebook and many fans who joined the group didn’t miss a second from expressing their disgust about Valdas’ action.

Now just because this is not a news report, I’d like to say here that the title should have been a little bit different. It shouldn’t have been “FUCK the idiot blah blah blah” because to do such thing, it requires you to put some physical effort into it which eventually at some point it will make you tired.

If it was up to me, the group would be called “SPIT, PINCH, PUNCH, KICK , PUKE ON, BB GUN SHOOT ON THE BALLS the idiot who threw the dog off of the bridge”. Of course, in the title you can add your own little things but please do not add the word “fuck”. Not only because he doesn’t even deserve it and I hope his balls to fall off and his dick to shrink to that extent that even an ant would look ENORMOUS compared to it, but also because doing such A thing to a person like him is like doing him a favor.

Here’s the link to his facebook page, please abuse him just like others have already done. Thank you. http://www.facebook.com/Valdelis

HI!

Dear diary, today I… oh hi I didn’t see you there. How are you? Yeah? Really? Yeah I’ve been doing good. It seems I’m on a roll and since I have nothing else better to do I’ll keep filling you in with what’s going on and what’s been on my mind.

Well, as usual after my morning coffee in my room, I went for another coffee in town. Again, with that awesome guy that I told you about in my previous blog. Remember? Felix? Yeah that one. Well, I bought a magazine and headed to my favorite coffee shop, got a music magazine so as not to look like a complete freak and I sat down with my cold iced caramel latte.

Subject number 1 that I would like to mention in this blog: Have you noticed how all the new bands that come out, look exactly the same? I mean the members. Well here we go. I was flicking through the pages of that certain music magazine and on page 8 or 9, I don’t remember, there was a pack of 4 pretty boys posing for the camera promoting their new album. Then I turn a few pages ahead and guess what I see. Brad Pitt showing his six packs…No, it was another pack of pretty boys striking a similar pose with the previous band, talking about I have no idea what cause I turned the page so fast cause I didn’t want to know. The same thing happened through the WHOLE MAGAZINE. Pretty boys looking like models smiling to the camera, or pretty boys pulling straight faces with axes and covered in LOADS of blood. For one second I thought that instead of a music magazine I got a “turn me on” magazine for teenage girls. I wouldn’t be the least surprised if I saw Zach Efron in there posing.

-“OMG LOOK AT HIM…”

-“Have you listened to his music?”

-“Uhm…yeah sure... but isn’t he A DREAMBOAT?”

I bet that if you took two members of one band and replaced them with two others from another, no one would notice. Yep, you read my mind. Cause they all look the same. But, on the other hand, if you replaced them with two better looking models…I mean musicians, more teenage girls would show up at the door, which equals more ticket-cutting at the door which means more money, which means ALL GOOD HOMIE. Armani or Gucci should gather their models and form several 5 piece bands, make them strike these sexy poses and they’ll be even filthier rich than they already are. You might say, “yeah but what about music…?” Come on, now…ISN’T HE A DREAMBOAT?

Subject number 2: After I finished my coffee, I took a walk in town and I noticed something strange. I wonder if you’ve noticed that too. Have you noticed then, how boys try their hardest to look like girls? Everyone has the right to wear and do whatever he/she wants don’t get me wrong I’m not saying otherwise, but am I getting old before my time or did I miss something here? Please let me know cause I can’t keep up with this.

Well, I might go for a movie tonight, get some pop-corns, drink my coke enjoying the motion picture. Till the next time BABABOOEE and take it easy homeboys.

MOMMA TERESA AM I DOING YOUR JOB RIGHT?

BABABOOEE. This is the second entry in two days and either I’m way too bored, or I’m on a roll here, or day by day I’m becoming more of a little princess that is in love with her diary and soon will turn to a fat lesbian hating all the male population on earth and putting all the blame on her parents even though they gave her everything they could offer.

I’m officially done with University. Three days ago I handed in my final piece of work. Feel free to congratulate me. I learned a lot and soon will have a piece of paper that will be certificating that I graduated and now I can practice the profession of journalist with pride and joy.

Now when I say I learned a lot, I mean A LOT. I could probably be a professor even though my final grade would say otherwise about my knowledge. I grew up a little, I learned to take decisions and stick by them but I still have to work on it a little bit and finally I learned that doing Mother Teresa’s work isn’t fun at all.

So, after handing in my final work I decided that I should celebrate by going out. Now, by these two times that I went out I have a question that I would like to ask everyone. Ready? Okay here it is: Why do people call other people “black” when they’re brown?. A wise ass could say “because they’re racists” and I would answer “congratulations for pointing out the obvious ” but I’m one of those people that like to avoid the obvious and look deeper into things and read between the lines.

I like to believe that there’s no racism in the world and everyone is happy. For that reason and only, I say that the people who call other people “black” or “yellow” are color blind. I’ve been called a “black cunt” or a “black bastard” at least twice in two days which is a record and I would like to state at this point for all of you. I prefer the term "brown" thank you very much. In fact now that I come to think about it there are no such thing as “black” people. There are light brown, there are brown, there are dark brown and darker shade of brown. At least that’s what I can see. Then you have white, pale white, white dumbasses, white meat-heads and so on. The last two kinds of "whites" you can find them in all the colors from browns to yellows and in any other color you'd like to point out.

In about a week or so maybe more, I’ll say goodbye to Sunderland till I apply for a Masters degree and most probably end up in Sunderland again. Or Newcastle. Who knows? I might not even apply for a Masters degree. Decisions decisions. As far as tonight is concerned, I might go for pool again with a good friend of mine called Felix. Pretty stand up guy if you asked me but a moron from time to time. A bit geeky and goofy but he means well. If you see him on the street say hello to him and pat him on the back. Then after the man date with myself, I might watch Forest Gump or just work on a part of that surprise that I’m preparing for you guys. I might fall asleep straight away or bum around listening to music and wasting time. Who knows? Huh? Who? Do you? No? Yeah? Maybe?

Thanx for reading whoever’s reading this. I got to go smoke a couple cigarettes and drink water till I decide to get out again and go for pool. Till the next time BABABOOEE and take it easy.