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Dear diary, today I… oh hi I didn’t see you there. How are you? Yeah? Really? Yeah I’ve been doing good. It seems I’m on a roll and since I have nothing else better to do I’ll keep filling you in with what’s going on and what’s been on my mind.

Well, as usual after my morning coffee in my room, I went for another coffee in town. Again, with that awesome guy that I told you about in my previous blog. Remember? Felix? Yeah that one. Well, I bought a magazine and headed to my favorite coffee shop, got a music magazine so as not to look like a complete freak and I sat down with my cold iced caramel latte.

Subject number 1 that I would like to mention in this blog: Have you noticed how all the new bands that come out, look exactly the same? I mean the members. Well here we go. I was flicking through the pages of that certain music magazine and on page 8 or 9, I don’t remember, there was a pack of 4 pretty boys posing for the camera promoting their new album. Then I turn a few pages ahead and guess what I see. Brad Pitt showing his six packs…No, it was another pack of pretty boys striking a similar pose with the previous band, talking about I have no idea what cause I turned the page so fast cause I didn’t want to know. The same thing happened through the WHOLE MAGAZINE. Pretty boys looking like models smiling to the camera, or pretty boys pulling straight faces with axes and covered in LOADS of blood. For one second I thought that instead of a music magazine I got a “turn me on” magazine for teenage girls. I wouldn’t be the least surprised if I saw Zach Efron in there posing.

-“OMG LOOK AT HIM…”

-“Have you listened to his music?”

-“Uhm…yeah sure... but isn’t he A DREAMBOAT?”

I bet that if you took two members of one band and replaced them with two others from another, no one would notice. Yep, you read my mind. Cause they all look the same. But, on the other hand, if you replaced them with two better looking models…I mean musicians, more teenage girls would show up at the door, which equals more ticket-cutting at the door which means more money, which means ALL GOOD HOMIE. Armani or Gucci should gather their models and form several 5 piece bands, make them strike these sexy poses and they’ll be even filthier rich than they already are. You might say, “yeah but what about music…?” Come on, now…ISN’T HE A DREAMBOAT?

Subject number 2: After I finished my coffee, I took a walk in town and I noticed something strange. I wonder if you’ve noticed that too. Have you noticed then, how boys try their hardest to look like girls? Everyone has the right to wear and do whatever he/she wants don’t get me wrong I’m not saying otherwise, but am I getting old before my time or did I miss something here? Please let me know cause I can’t keep up with this.

Well, I might go for a movie tonight, get some pop-corns, drink my coke enjoying the motion picture. Till the next time BABABOOEE and take it easy homeboys.