BABABOOEE. This is the second entry in two days and either I’m way too bored, or I’m on a roll here, or day by day I’m becoming more of a little princess that is in love with her diary and soon will turn to a fat lesbian hating all the male population on earth and putting all the blame on her parents even though they gave her everything they could offer.
I’m officially done with University. Three days ago I handed in my final piece of work. Feel free to congratulate me. I learned a lot and soon will have a piece of paper that will be certificating that I graduated and now I can practice the profession of journalist with pride and joy.
Now when I say I learned a lot, I mean A LOT. I could probably be a professor even though my final grade would say otherwise about my knowledge. I grew up a little, I learned to take decisions and stick by them but I still have to work on it a little bit and finally I learned that doing Mother Teresa’s work isn’t fun at all.
So, after handing in my final work I decided that I should celebrate by going out. Now, by these two times that I went out I have a question that I would like to ask everyone. Ready? Okay here it is: Why do people call other people “black” when they’re brown?. A wise ass could say “because they’re racists” and I would answer “congratulations for pointing out the obvious ” but I’m one of those people that like to avoid the obvious and look deeper into things and read between the lines.
I like to believe that there’s no racism in the world and everyone is happy. For that reason and only, I say that the people who call other people “black” or “yellow” are color blind. I’ve been called a “black cunt” or a “black bastard” at least twice in two days which is a record and I would like to state at this point for all of you. I prefer the term "brown" thank you very much. In fact now that I come to think about it there are no such thing as “black” people. There are light brown, there are brown, there are dark brown and darker shade of brown. At least that’s what I can see. Then you have white, pale white, white dumbasses, white meat-heads and so on. The last two kinds of "whites" you can find them in all the colors from browns to yellows and in any other color you'd like to point out.
In about a week or so maybe more, I’ll say goodbye to Sunderland till I apply for a Masters degree and most probably end up in Sunderland again. Or Newcastle. Who knows? I might not even apply for a Masters degree. Decisions decisions. As far as tonight is concerned, I might go for pool again with a good friend of mine called Felix. Pretty stand up guy if you asked me but a moron from time to time. A bit geeky and goofy but he means well. If you see him on the street say hello to him and pat him on the back. Then after the man date with myself, I might watch Forest Gump or just work on a part of that surprise that I’m preparing for you guys. I might fall asleep straight away or bum around listening to music and wasting time. Who knows? Huh? Who? Do you? No? Yeah? Maybe?
Thanx for reading whoever’s reading this. I got to go smoke a couple cigarettes and drink water till I decide to get out again and go for pool. Till the next time BABABOOEE and take it easy.
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