I'm 500 words or so away from finishing the first part of my final project which from how it looks like, it's going surprisingly well and will be finished right when I set the deadline for it. Now that's a surprise for me as I have the tendency to leave things for the very last minute/second and clown around in the meantime.
Anyway, with this entry, since I'm only 500 words away from completing the first stage of a project that has to be handed in on the 19th of August, I will stick to the tradition that follows me since high-school and waste some time writing this entry.
As I was looking for more information for my essay on the internet, on news websites, porn sites and petting a big elephant with a beak who was standing on my left, I came to the realization that, from what I've witnessed my whole time since I got back, bald dudes have hot girlfriends or when they hang out they have this coolness that no one can come even close to.
My hair started thinning on the sides a while back so I stayed up all night petrified trying to remember if I had any bald uncles or grandparents from my mother's side (cause that's where you get the baldness from) and I didn't. Thank god for that.
Anyway, as I was saying, bald guys seem to be the new hip. The new ponny-tail kind of guys of the late 80's/ 90's. I still don't want to get bald and I still hope not to get bald, unless going bald goes hand in hand with superpowers like being ridiculously attractive or a 100% chick-magnet. Like you're driving in a shinny red convertible car of the latest fashion with brown leather seats, a gold chain on your chest, an unbuttoned black silk shirt and a big cigar in your mouth. You and your bald spot. Maybe a mustache too. But on the other hand I still don't want that as that makes you look like a 50 year old super rich pervert hanging outside high-schools.
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