Bad guys don't listen to real bad ass songs and ugly girls with hot friends won't introduce them to you because they think that they'll get prettier if they don't. Oh and before I begin, it's true that the grass can always be greener but that, only, away from the city, unless your mayor's doing a nice job with the parks.
It's been a long time but I had nothing to talk about and I was really busy doing other stuff like searching for a job and trying to do something productive with my time, hands and mind. Since nothing much have changed and it wouldn't be even remotely appropriate for the time and for me to sing “I CAN CHANGE THE WORLD WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS” . But after spending some time chugging water, smoking and listening to g-rap and in general bad ass songs I came up with this entry. So sit back, cuddle your teddy bear and read what I have to say.
I was searching for a job till I got a phone call from my uncle who told me that he knows a guy who owns a journalistic website and he'd like to meet me and discuss about a potential hiring. After calling up the guy and talking for half an hour or so, he gave me his office's address and we set up a meeting. At this point I'd like to add that I'm not very familiar with the centre of Athens, the bad areas etc apart from a couple.
So, on Thursday morning I dress up accordingly for a job interview and I set off. I get to the street where his office is supposed to be and start walking upwards to find the right number. I start walking through a park and five or six steps further in that park I hear “psst hey big guy...” and on the right and left of me junkies. Others sleeping, others talking, other bargaining and others shooting. I don't turn around and keep on walking. Further down I see a guy laid down his face pale white and his lips light purple to blue. Then some others started walking my way arguing with eachother so I considered appropriate to go at the other side of the park. Now don't imagine a big spacious park where you can walk around carelessly. It's a small beat down park and when I say I went to the other side I just switched sides and crossed over a little flower bed. That's when I passed by the guy I mentioned earlier who was looking fresher than Pauly D. From Jersey Shore.
I finally make it to the guy's office and we talk for an hour. After some getting to know each other talk and other different kind of small talk, he tells me to check his journalistic website and asks me to call him on Tuesday. Fingers crossed this will go alright.
So... “real bad/ tough guys don't listen to bad ass songs”. Take Rocky for example. He wasn't listening to gansta rap when he was training. Instead he was listening to the “Eye of the tiger” in which the lead singer's voice can go so high that instantly it makes it no bad ass at all. “Bad ass” songs these days consist of deep voices, threats, money, guns and maybe sometimes even some one getting “clicked”. Another example of a bad ass guy who didn't listen to bad ass music was John McClain. In fact the only bad ass song for John McClain is this one
Well to get to the bottom of this, the notion we have today about what's bad ass and what is not is really ridiculous and it wears out after high-school. The best example is a couple guys from my high-school that were the epitomy of cool back in the days but now no one has a clue where they are, what they're doing and very few are those who can say with certainty that they have accomplished something in their lives. So watching Scooby-Doo and porn and reading books is bad ass as far as I'm concerned.
Anyway, point number 2 that I'd like to make is that girls and guys with limited potential in getting laid because of their looks, won't meet you to their pretty friends and if they do then expect the world to come to an end any time soon.
Bye for now.
P.S: FLIPPIN IN PHILIPPINES WITH A GUY NAMED PHILIP
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