Saturday, 7 March 2009

Here piggy piggy...

Well, this the first time that I write a second entry in such a small period of time, but as you will see further down there is a reason why.

We are all aware of these new “cool” screamo bands, with a lead singer looking like a girl and screaming like he is being penetrated by an army of stud-horses. You know the ones that wear real tight jeans and believe with passion in Jesus Christ and Christianity.

Worse than hearing a 20-something year old guy with long hair, who before every song mentions the name of Jesus Christ like he’s met him, is watching kids on youtube trying to imitate the “abilities” of the "singer" by doing what they call “pig squeals”.

Believe it or not, a random guy, that thank god I don’t know or I’ll ever get to know, posted a video as a challenge towards his “breed”. Apparently, being able to do that, a good pig squealing noise, requires some sort of a talent.

I can do the sound of a running horse, the sound of a duck, the sound of a cat, the sound of a cat in heat AND I can make loads of fart noises using my mouth and my hand or my hand and my armpit. Do I have a talent?

Now I fully understand what a musician that I interviewed as part of my course, meant when he said “as some people shouldn’t cook, some others simply shouldn’t make music”

Is it alright if someone punches one of these guys or P.E.T.A will go crazy and come after you?




And if you found the previous video distrubing...here's something funny..just look at the guy's face.

1 comment:

Anon. said...

Generally people who want to do a 'pig squeal' or indeed issue a challenge or that sort, seems like the kinda person to me who would enjoy the ritual killing of farmyard animals.

Just a thought.

:)