Well now, I lied. There’s not going to be a part II of the previous blog. There are things far more important than sitting and presenting myself as a random “boy”, storytelling a tail that is still under construction and trying to reach to a conclusion. To put it in another way, I’m bored as hell of writing this piece of crap, that piece of crap is boring by itself and last but not least it’s Christmas. Tis the season to be jolly falalalala falafel and kebab.
3 weeks. That’s all we need to be merry and then we’re all allowed to be miserable cranky or pissed off at whatever we were before. No matter what problems you have during the Christmas holidays YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED to wear a frown cause the big man with the red uniform has you on his list and he’s going to check it twice. He’s going to make sure if you were naughty, asshole or nice. And then if he finds that out he’s going to make up his mind. And either way you’re going to lose. Because he’s wearing the uniform, he has the sledge, he is allowed to be overweight, wear a beard and weird looking glasses, he’s allowed to be looking at you while you’re sleeping and he will never get arrested for that. Why? Cause he’s the man. And either you’re a male or female he’s still the Man. You’re not.
Why does everyone get so hyped about Christmas? The weirdest thing of it all is that if you ask any of these suckers if they believe in Santa they’ll give you a grin and walk on their merry ways of shopping and consumption of chocolate. There is another funny thing. These suckers are not nice or smile to half of the people they are nice to and smile to before or after the Christmas holidays. If they see you giving more than 1 cigarette to a junky or a homeless man they’ll call you crazy and laugh at you. If they see you giving more than 1 euro, woo boy then you’ll be the laugh of the town.
Just come out of the closet and admit it. Not that you’re gay. Just say it. Come on. “I love Christmas holidays because I like going shopping, walking like a sheep with the rest of the crowd in the flooded with people market street and hold hands with the person that I was a dick to until today.” But, I must admit all these lights and all the fancy decoration, which at some places is the tackiest that it gets, really do make you feel better even when you’re down and almost out.
Another thing I’ve noticed is that less and less kids come out these days to sing the Christmas carols from door to door. I remember the time when I couldn’t sleep at night, when I was 7 or 8 years old, and I was spinning in my bed at midnight the day before Christmas’ eve because I knew that I had to wake up at six in the morning and go and sing the carols with my brother and another friend of ours. Then with the tips that they’d give us we’d go and buy our own Christmas presents for ourselves. No matter the weather conditions, we used to do that.
But who am I to judge? I love Christmas. Even though I do believe that Christmas without snow is like porn with no blowjob. The carolers will always be on their merry ways singing and being all jolly and I will be expecting them. Ho ho ho I’m as cliché as all of you people. I love Christmas and I love Santa even though I know he doesn’t exist because in a way it makes me feel younger.
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Thursday, 24 December 2009
Friday, 3 July 2009
The Word
In a former blog of mine I was talking about 20 year old University students that after 2 years or 3 studying in a University, have learnt EVERYTHING about politics when infact what they know best is to produce idiotic puns and reciting words that not even a book in the fascist Germany of 1940 would have.
You can't be left, you can't be right, you can't be labelled as a "commie", "anarchist" or whatever label you want to put. But you can do that and look like a rumbling idiot if you wish, because simply you can't know everything and have opinion about EVERYTHING when you're only 20 or 21 years old. Get it straight.
"OOOOH look at me I'm gonna start rumbling about politics like I know every little thing...I'll tell all my friends and try to get the message across for someone that doesn't even know me and probably doesn't give two flying fucks if I exist or not...you know what else is so cool...using the word "commie" it gives an essence of 40's in my speech and makes me look sooooo cool" good job...that's why you're officially a MORON...it seems that you did your homework before you get out of your parents' loving arms and out to the cruel society and you're ready to impress everyone. Good Luck
You can't be left, you can't be right, you can't be labelled as a "commie", "anarchist" or whatever label you want to put. But you can do that and look like a rumbling idiot if you wish, because simply you can't know everything and have opinion about EVERYTHING when you're only 20 or 21 years old. Get it straight.
"OOOOH look at me I'm gonna start rumbling about politics like I know every little thing...I'll tell all my friends and try to get the message across for someone that doesn't even know me and probably doesn't give two flying fucks if I exist or not...you know what else is so cool...using the word "commie" it gives an essence of 40's in my speech and makes me look sooooo cool" good job...that's why you're officially a MORON...it seems that you did your homework before you get out of your parents' loving arms and out to the cruel society and you're ready to impress everyone. Good Luck
Wednesday, 7 January 2009
America's 2-step dancing (Proposition 8)
The New Year arrived with an amazing 2-step/ tango dance in the world of politics in America. Everyone all around the world is excited about the new president of the United States and the changes that he’s going to bring in American politics; but on the other hand who doesn’t love a good old dance of 2-step (one step forth and one step back.)
But let’s take it from the start. Along with all the significant changes in the “fascinating” world of politics, we should also give credit to the “green” people that kept fighting the good fight by keeping cows and pork away from their plate doing the best to save the environment, and the police forces in Greece using excessive force, that lead to the death of a 15 year old teenager, so as to keep the safety on the streets.
So, America got its first black president and it seems like it begins its liberation and democratization. But this small step forward was followed by a step backwards, with the Proposition 8 passing in the state of California. The protectmarriage.com website reads: "Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid and recognized in California." (http://www.protectmarriage.com , go there it's funny)
So, let me put it this way, if two married lesbians with a kid from Holland move to California, they are not classed as “married” but a couple of heterosexuals that might not give a damn about their kids is blessed by God as married?
It was only 42 years ago, 1967, when the same fuss has been raised about interracial marriage in the United States with the Supreme Court canceling a law enacted by a legislature so as to prevent white people from getting married with non-white people.
Let comedians be in charge of the world as the rest of the men who are supposed to be in charge it seems to blow it up big time, all the time.
But let’s take it from the start. Along with all the significant changes in the “fascinating” world of politics, we should also give credit to the “green” people that kept fighting the good fight by keeping cows and pork away from their plate doing the best to save the environment, and the police forces in Greece using excessive force, that lead to the death of a 15 year old teenager, so as to keep the safety on the streets.
So, America got its first black president and it seems like it begins its liberation and democratization. But this small step forward was followed by a step backwards, with the Proposition 8 passing in the state of California. The protectmarriage.com website reads: "Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid and recognized in California." (http://www.protectmarriage.com , go there it's funny)
So, let me put it this way, if two married lesbians with a kid from Holland move to California, they are not classed as “married” but a couple of heterosexuals that might not give a damn about their kids is blessed by God as married?
It was only 42 years ago, 1967, when the same fuss has been raised about interracial marriage in the United States with the Supreme Court canceling a law enacted by a legislature so as to prevent white people from getting married with non-white people.
Let comedians be in charge of the world as the rest of the men who are supposed to be in charge it seems to blow it up big time, all the time.
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